i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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