when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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