You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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