hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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