Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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