VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Vodka?
Forever.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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