wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
