Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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