to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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