i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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