This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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