Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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