You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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