This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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