Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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