so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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