You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
