awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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