No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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