If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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