dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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