Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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