he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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