why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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