Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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