Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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