So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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