why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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