I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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