I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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