marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
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I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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