I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I would fuck him just for his dog
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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