he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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