glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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