check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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