You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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