She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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