me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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