all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Randomize
