So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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