Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
As shirtless as possible
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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