I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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