I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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