Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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