This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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