the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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