Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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