Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
