Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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