Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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