he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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