I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.