It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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