Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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