His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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